Friday, 25 December 2009

bonbon silliness


ms natcam kept me entertained texting a multitude of cracker jokes, so here they are:

what does the word minimum mean? a very small mother
what's the most popular garden magazine? weeder's digest
what do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective? sherlock bones

but wait, there's more...

what do they sing at a snowman's birthday? freeze a jolly good fellow
what kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle? tarzi pan
what school subject are snakes best at? hiss-tory

i know... what's christmas without the bonbon jokes. :)

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